Get Yourself Some Black Pants

If you do not you could possibly be excluded from future activities.

I do not own any black pants only blue work pants, blue jeans, a couple of pairs of khaki pants, and of course one pair of baseball pants.

On saturday the Anals at the Shedd Aquarium would not let me march in the parade because I was wearing blue jeans. THEY SAID SPACIFICALLY WEAR BLACK PANTS.


I will never make this mistake again. It was foolish of me.