Monday, May 26, 2008

#8 "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull"



This movie was stupid and awful. It was like a really bad B Movie. The kind that you would make fun of and jokes through if you weren't angry that you paid 9 and a half bucks for it.

It wasn't "Pirates of the Carribean 3" bad or "Mission Impossible 2" bad. But I think if you were to rank it in the category of 4th films in a series it would take a fall behind "Alien: Resurrection" and Jar Jar Binks' "Star Wars Epidsode 1." The dialogue was written down for the most brain dead of fans, and the plot proved that Spielberg and Lucas certainly have no ideas left. There were few parts of this film that were interesting, but there is no way that I could recount them now. Nor will I waste much effort trying.

To quote Mark "Action" Jackson: "I give it two whips down

Not Recommended

"Indiana Jones and The kingdom of The Crystal Skull"

1 Comments:

Blogger Randy said...

I just got back from seeing this and I am very disappointed, but at least I only paid $5.75 for it.

I don't really analyze movies that much like you do, but I couldn't help but notice how empty and choppy the dialog turned out to be. The only vintage Jones in the whole movie was the long chase/fight scene in the jungle and the ever familiar "slap/whack" sound whenever someone get punched (it seems more potent in this quadrilogy).

I would prefer it stayed a trilogy. Too Star Warsy, too alieny, to hokey.

I agree, two whips down.

11:17 PM  

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