Sunday, March 11, 2007

#7 "300"




Wow. What a film. First I will say that this film had a lot of highly-stylized violence It was pretty cool, but also nothing that you couldn't have seen by watching the trailer. They also came up with some pretty cool looking enemy soldiers. That's about all i can say is good. The film really doesn't have a plot, and plays out more like a video game. You bat some bad guys and move on to the next level where they slightly worse. You beat them, move up a level, and so on. There is very little else to the film. Nothing slightly memorable.

On a final note, this was probably the most homoerotic film I have ever seen. Every one is running around mostly naked with their glistening huge pecs and abs, fighting in their capes and cod pieces. Its really quite amusing. I have since been told that the Spartan army has been historically known for its homosexuality. I can already picture confused frat boys everywhere defending it and saying that i am wrong.

"What! Didn't you see that naked chick."

haha yeah keeping thinking that.

not recommened

"300"


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